Every Recurring Character Archetype in 'The White Lotus'
- Dad who hangs dong -- self explanatory. He's a dad. You'll see his cock at one point in the show.
- Doe-eyed Boy undergoing the Crisis of Masculinity -- did you know Masculinity is in Crisis? This pubescent manchild of undefined age is very heavily affected by, like, loneliness or porn or whatever
- Friend Group of the Damned -- omg bestie what if we rubbed our yawning emptinesses against one another until our inability to truly know each other or ourselves became so unbearable it unraveled our relationship, rendering us even more atomized?
- Overbearing gay boss -- workplace sexual harassment: it's not just for the straights any more
- Doomed heterosexual couple -- honey I don't know why you need to read into it that I have to take two ativan before we have sex